One liner news for the week:

Gas prices are going up…just in time for you to go over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house for Thanksgiving…

NBC News reports OJ Simpson is living the high life…Maybe someone paid him to kill Nicole? Or did he sell his football memorabilia on eBay?

President Bush not getting good reception in Indonesia…let’s see…biggest Islamic population of any country in the world…we’re not at a high school football game in Texas anymore!

Let’s get ready for Thanksgiving airport fun! What can we carry on? Liquids? Can my bladder be full?

Rudeness in America is an epidemic. Oh, shut up.