One liner news for the day

And you thought the Tom Cruise-Brooke Shields rift was ugly…writer calls Michael Crichton dishonest…Crichton calls writer a child rapist.

U.S. breast cancer rate falls…much in the same way gravity makes certain things fall through time…

Too much exercise not so good…we shall continue to pray to the donut God then…as if we needed a reason.

John McCain wants to regulate blogs…because if Al Gore invented the Internet, McCain is going to kill it if he can…

Bush “won’t be rushed” on Iraq…after almost five years, take your time…

Wisconsin hunter bags deer with seven legs…just a guess here, but that’s probably one catch you don’t want to eat…

Had a car crash? It’s all in the stars, study says…tell that to my insurance company and to that little green gecko too.

Driver: Yoko Ono sexually harassed me…she broke up the Beatles and you complain about that?