One liner news!

Here we go again, putting our two cents into actual news headlines. Sometimes funny, sometimes obvious, and sometimes, just because.

Kid jumps from building to building…falls a bit short…must have been watching too much Heroes.

Mac users aren’t “real people with real jobs” and I say this as I type on my Mac from home with nowhere to be until noon…

Bush accepts Bolton’s UN resignation…wonders why that singing Michael fellow ever wanted to hang with Kofi Anan anyway.

Clinton, the senator, testing waters for possible 2008 run…”they can’t hate me as much as they hate Theresa Heinz Kerry…”

Producers strain to supply growing wind power market…as old people all over Sun City strain with all their power to hold back their wind…

Nine-dollar fee just for paying credit card bill online…duh…these people will charge you for breathing if they can find a way!

World chess champion loses to computer…Murray Head said to be working on “One Night in Windows…” …it makes the hard man humble, you know.

Australia drought has impact on farmers…no way!

Warner CEO admits his kids stole music…either prosecute your own kids or stop busting everyone else’s chops already!